Every day you feel like a zombie. Only you haven't converted yet. You keep on going, because there's that birthday party you have to attend. Even Officer Grimes can't help you. You're The Walking Dad.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |